Web Technology UK

I looked over my domain and shed a tear for there were no new website designs to conquer. I grew tired of networking and internet access and decided to head off into the woods to become a recluse. The forests I travelled through on my journeys were very pretty. Birds were singing and flowers were sprouting and several springs of unrelented overgrowth had filled up the canopy and the undergrowth with much foliage. I could barely see where I was going. Then suddenly I got the urge to shop online and was sad because there was no computers let alone internet access out here. So I created a filter out of straw and wood and collected ore fragments in the river each day until I had enough to refine into copper. I then made my own transistor. Eventually I had enough for my own PC. I vulcanised my own rubber from the latex in the trees and made a water proof rubber case for the electronics. I then used my skills I had learnt in my computer networking class to create a satellite transmitter. I hacked into a military satellite overhead and got wireless internet access then for eight hours of the day. While I was networking one day though the government noticed I was leeching off their bandwidth. They got angry and sent a crack black ops team into the woods after me. With the skills I had learnt from years of self reliance I set up traps throughout the woods. Each trap made quick work of the enemies that sought to invade my forested domain. Maybe next time the government would think twice about challenging me. As retaliation I hacked into the internet and took it down. All the utilities around the world immediately shut off and industrial civilisation collapsed into a post-apocalyptic stone age. Served them right. But then I regretted it because I'd forgotten now that human civilisation was gone I would not be able to register the domain name I always had wanted to register. Oh well what's done is done. There is no going back.